Dr PetTifogger’s Dictionary of Strange Pets
Small and colourful creatures, do not like frost.
Only for the knowledgeable pet owner, as if not properly trained it will insist on stopping people in the street to ask questions.
Rather mischievous will stick itself out and trip people up, never let your granny take one to the park.
A pet for those with a strong stomach, clearly not for the young or nervous.
Not an easy pet to keep if you have a small garden, when fully grown may become poisonous and attempt to escape.
Definitely for those who like their pet with frills, comes in a variety of colours to match every outfit.
Small and nervous creature, which likes to complain about almost everything, only handle occasionally and provide a mixed diet.
Rather sulky pets, but otherwise harmless. Must not be confused with a Petul Ant (small poisonous insect).
Popular with those who like a colourful pet. Used to a hot climate, so will require a warm jumper or heated plant-pot to sleep in.