Dr PetTifogger’s Dictionary of Strange Pets

Pet Al
Small and colourful creatures, do not like frost.

Pet Ition
Only for the knowledgeable pet owner, as if not properly trained it will insist on stopping people in the street to ask questions.

Pet Lip
Rather mischievous will stick itself out and trip people up, never let your granny take one to the park.

Pet Rifying
A pet for those with a strong stomach, clearly not for the young or nervous.

Pet Rochemical
Not an easy pet to keep if you have a small garden, when fully grown may become poisonous and attempt to escape.

Pet Ticoat
Definitely for those who like their pet with frills, comes in a variety of colours to match every outfit.

Pet Ty
Small and nervous creature, which likes to complain about almost everything, only handle occasionally and provide a mixed diet.

Pet Ulant
Rather sulky pets, but otherwise harmless. Must not be confused with a Petul Ant (small poisonous insect).

Pet Unia
Popular with those who like a colourful pet. Used to a hot climate, so will require a warm jumper or heated plant-pot to sleep in.


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