A Documentary
To study the habits of teachers
Pretend you are working
Whilst observing through small hole in book
Make a note of any colour changes
Before shouting is heard
Advanced warning of danger
If another teacher they fancy
Comes into the room,
Opportunity to drop guard
Teachers usually blush and giggle during courtship
It’s easy to spot,
Watch out for good moods,
New clothes/haircuts,
Dreamy expressions,
Leniency towards small crimes,
Lack of interest in homework,
Careful study will allow us to live in peace with these creatures
Tomorrow we’ll be studying the OFSTED inspector
Pretend you are working
Whilst observing through small hole in book
Make a note of any colour changes
Before shouting is heard
Advanced warning of danger
If another teacher they fancy
Comes into the room,
Opportunity to drop guard
Teachers usually blush and giggle during courtship
It’s easy to spot,
Watch out for good moods,
New clothes/haircuts,
Dreamy expressions,
Leniency towards small crimes,
Lack of interest in homework,
Careful study will allow us to live in peace with these creatures
Tomorrow we’ll be studying the OFSTED inspector
posted by Sue hardy-Dawson at 4/13/2009 07:44:00 PM
2 Comments:
Wonderfully typical of your wry sense of humour.
It must have been the rye bread sandwich I ate
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