20090413

A Documentary

To study the habits of teachers
Pretend you are working
Whilst observing through small hole in book

Make a note of any colour changes
Before shouting is heard
Advanced warning of danger
If another teacher they fancy
Comes into the room,
Opportunity to drop guard

Teachers usually blush and giggle during courtship
It’s easy to spot,
Watch out for good moods,
New clothes/haircuts,
Dreamy expressions,
Leniency towards small crimes,
Lack of interest in homework,

Careful study will allow us to live in peace with these creatures
Tomorrow we’ll be studying the OFSTED inspector

2 Comments:

Blogger C.J.Duffy said...

Wonderfully typical of your wry sense of humour.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Sue hardy-Dawson said...

It must have been the rye bread sandwich I ate

2:11 PM  

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