Our teacher’s really lost it
He’s forgotten how to speak
He says ‘Ta Ta and Bysee’
Like his brain has sprung a leak

He asked Miss. Snow for ‘bickies’
He’s got teddies in his car
And he keeps a little photo
Called ‘derd a cuti yes u are!’

His hair is always all messed up
He keeps falling fast asleep
And he hasn’t marked our homework
For weeks and weeks and weeks

We thought a witch had cursed him
Or a zombie mushed his brains
But he’s got a brand new baby
That’s why our teacher’s gone insane


Blogger Carbanion Tolodine said...

It's remember me a teacher of mine. One who look insane sometimes but always a good man. My mentor in my heart and soul.
A great man!

Thanks for that Sue!

Bye and keep some times for yourself!

5:57 PM  
Blogger Pat Paulk said...

Yes, that'll do it!! Funny Sue!!

11:06 PM  
Blogger Amie said...

oohhh eeesh! i remember my college prof. he was just so like this, but it wasn't because he had a new baby. it was probably because he was already at his retirement age.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Russell Ragsdale said...

It was wounderful throughout but the ending was smashing! Sue, will you please pick something you'd like to submit to the poetry carnival and let me know. The details are on my blog.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Prmod Bafna said...

Aaah! What a delight to be reading this! thank you Sue! :)

3:16 PM  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

funny as ever and i bet it is based on a colleague!! (no names no pack drill ;)-)

3:31 PM  
Blogger MB said...

Sue, this is funny! The best of us get pretty addle-brained under that kind of influence!

6:40 PM  
Blogger Anki said...

Niceeee....i thought it will end with the teacher-is-hopelessly -in-love.
lovely stuff

6:13 PM  
Blogger GEL said...

I LOVE this. It's so catchy in humorous spirit and in rhythm. I can envision kids listening to me (or you) read this, totally entranced and pleading, "please read it again!"

6:37 AM  

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