The Visitor
A monster came to school
Its breath was rank
Its armpits stank
Its teeth were sharp and cruel
It wore clothes of a kind
It bellowed loud
Its voice was foul
Terrified we smiled
Its fur was long and greasy
Beneath it’s nose
Looked kind of gross,
And really made us queasy
The head rushed to give greeting
He said “Meet miss!
Your teacher kids.”
Then sadly he was eaten.
Its breath was rank
Its armpits stank
Its teeth were sharp and cruel
It wore clothes of a kind
It bellowed loud
Its voice was foul
Terrified we smiled
Its fur was long and greasy
Beneath it’s nose
Looked kind of gross,
And really made us queasy
The head rushed to give greeting
He said “Meet miss!
Your teacher kids.”
Then sadly he was eaten.
posted by Sue hardy-Dawson at 3/27/2006 10:45:00 PM
9 Comments:
Sorry folks really busy with essays but here's a little something to keep you going till I can catch up. Can't wait, see you all soon!
This poem is so silly, it made me laugh! The perfect thing to eat before going to bed.
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ps. good luck with your essays.
I hope i can make the same strange feeling to my pupils when i become a teacher.
This one make me very happy.
Bye, take care of yourself.
very cute poem. enjoyable.
Hahaha! Nice piece! loved reading it! Best of luck with the essays! :)
Thanks Sue, we've been waiting in your welfare line. Good luck with the essays.
cjhfsounds like one of my teachers. she seemed to eat lkids wholesale!
good luck with those essays.
Wow! Great poems. Bile of embarrassment! Fab. Love this one. It should find a home in an anthology somewhere without too much bother.
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