Fonicks
Mi teature sez I must corekt mi sbellin me selv
But wot do yew do?
Iv yew hafent got a klew,
How two sbell it?
An yew karn’t fynd it in the Dicshenery.
aw iv yoo hafe tride evry way two sbell it
And yor Sbell Chequer
Gives yuo the rong worm?
Or wen yu lefed Klick on yor,
Conpewter an it sez
-No sbelling sujestuns
Sew yew klick -luck it up
And it sez -knot in the Dicshenery.
Itz a consprisee!
But wot do yew do?
Iv yew hafent got a klew,
How two sbell it?
An yew karn’t fynd it in the Dicshenery.
aw iv yoo hafe tride evry way two sbell it
And yor Sbell Chequer
Gives yuo the rong worm?
Or wen yu lefed Klick on yor,
Conpewter an it sez
-No sbelling sujestuns
Sew yew klick -luck it up
And it sez -knot in the Dicshenery.
Itz a consprisee!
posted by Sue hardy-Dawson at 2/21/2006 06:21:00 PM
19 Comments:
yeah, i run on gas :D
This is funny! There was no way, I was going to read the whole thing, but kudos for posting it.
Hehehe really funny! passed it off as prolly written in some german dialect first hehe :)
Hehe..
Dis waz verry Q-t :)
It's funny and completely serious at the same time! I love you for writing this.
Death I must get that canary.
Castor I'm doing an essay on ICT at the moment so I might be able to pull a useful quote from it
Eating poetry I really can't spell so this is a problem but it does occasionally produce funny results like the time I spelt yellow with two ii instead of ll and the spell checher didn't even coe up with a word beginnig with y and I couldn't tell what was wrong with it
xfreakx I love the word prolly perhaps we could come up with a totally new language.
Nessa glad I made you laugh
It is me to a T thank goodness for spellchecker flawed though it is
this could be about me. you've not been talking to my family have you? :)
Being Mixed Afro-Arab I always have problem with my spelling. So this had really made me at ease with my problem and Im in fuss if I have no comuter to write... Is it acceptable to write as the way you can hear the words. It would be a relief...Im a mess in spelling as you know by now
MB it is a serious problem but often leads to funny mistakes thank-goodness for computers
CJ most of my family are the same as me so there's no one to conplain about it
Nasra you spell any way you want on my site there's power in numbers. The Elizabethans didn't worry about it or punctuation so spelling's a fairly modern concept which is why many people's brains haven't got to grips with it yet.
bing dislexic i cn rel8 to tis!
Great words from my favorite bad speller! Funny and with love. You are a delight, Sue.
Hi. Looks like we made it with a poem of yours in the anthology. Hurrah.
Love your bad spelling poem. Here's one for you.
Bad Spelers Acrostic
B other! My spelling
A lways gose rong I
D on't know why. But
S umtimes it's right
P erhaps
I f I praktis
L otts and lotts
E venchoowally I
R eeelly will be able two
S pel
Yipee double yipee treble yipee, which one??
Sorry that comment was obviously adressed to Roger I'll go away and calm down now
calmer now
Fin that's my favourite flavour
Russel bad spellers unighte
temppixie respect I too am Dyslexic
Very creative!!!!!!
very nice :D
you made me smile :))
and congratulations on the poem being included!
Pat Paulk thank-you for calling please call again.
Death the canary sleeps
Thank-you Pins, mostly for the smile
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