The Bottolist
I’m a famous Bottolist
I study bottles
I built a hide to watch em
There’s a nest near the nettles.
I’ve been watching for weeks!
I call him Speck
He’s the Alpen male
Other Bottolists may notice
The speck on his neck.
The one over there
With the crack in her side
I call that one Sal
She’s their main hunter,
Oh look a rare sight of her catching a snail!
It’s doomed once inside.
They seem to be nocturble
Sociable within family groups
Other Bottelists will be aware
That nests sometimes called Dumps
Can be found every where
In small pockets of rubbish
Note: Dumps are built mainly
From paper, old rugs and roots
I haven’t yet caught a sniff, of any youngsters
They must keep them in burrows under the ground
They don’t move much, but if your lucky
You might just catch one flying over the fence
I study bottles
I built a hide to watch em
There’s a nest near the nettles.
I’ve been watching for weeks!
I call him Speck
He’s the Alpen male
Other Bottolists may notice
The speck on his neck.
The one over there
With the crack in her side
I call that one Sal
She’s their main hunter,
Oh look a rare sight of her catching a snail!
It’s doomed once inside.
They seem to be nocturble
Sociable within family groups
Other Bottelists will be aware
That nests sometimes called Dumps
Can be found every where
In small pockets of rubbish
Note: Dumps are built mainly
From paper, old rugs and roots
I haven’t yet caught a sniff, of any youngsters
They must keep them in burrows under the ground
They don’t move much, but if your lucky
You might just catch one flying over the fence
10 Comments:
flying over the fence ??
Hehehe.... I love your creativity :-)
great! a relief, to say the least!
Amit the bottles of corse when people throw them away
thankyou Nessa
Shubhodeep I'm so glad to have brought you relief
I love it, a good idea! Bottle you said! It's a beautiful idea!
So i go to have a drink and take a bottle. Take care of yourself.
Ah, you make me laugh. This is a good thing.
A light and wonderful poem, Sue! Birdwatching just grew a smirk. We are so happily obsessed.
roger stevens! get your bum over here NOW and sign this girl up.
so delightfully inventive and so funny.
snail trapping hunter bottle
simple delight
this is fantastic
so glad i found you
:)
Carba I may just enjoy one myself
Mb thank-you
Russel, you mean you watch birds?
CJ I don't know if word verrifacation allows bottoms
Fin I have a nest of bottles in my garden and if looked after properly they can give you hours of entertainment- of corse it takes years of study to learn how to keep them alive
Naridu I'm glad too
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