Recipe for Disaster
List of ingredients:
1. a vase
2. any of the following:
a) a small child with bike
b) a cat and a dog
c) a cat or a dog
In the absence of a) b) or c) an older child can be used with great success, providing of course that they are fairly stupid and own a ball. If you don’t have one of your own, borrow the next door neighbours.
Method
Put all the ingredients into a small semi and leave to marinate.
This is an easy recipe even for those who are not used to wreaking havoc as it requires minimal preparation or cooking.
Serving Suggestions
Serve with vigorous screaming, a liberal sprinkling of lies and where possible a sibling with an eye for detail.
Bon’ appétit!
1. a vase
2. any of the following:
a) a small child with bike
b) a cat and a dog
c) a cat or a dog
In the absence of a) b) or c) an older child can be used with great success, providing of course that they are fairly stupid and own a ball. If you don’t have one of your own, borrow the next door neighbours.
Method
Put all the ingredients into a small semi and leave to marinate.
This is an easy recipe even for those who are not used to wreaking havoc as it requires minimal preparation or cooking.
Serving Suggestions
Serve with vigorous screaming, a liberal sprinkling of lies and where possible a sibling with an eye for detail.
Bon’ appétit!
posted by Sue hardy-Dawson at 11/03/2006 06:40:00 PM
15 Comments:
How true....but it is such dishes that makes life really interesting and perfects us so that we lack nothing!
How I love your humor, Sue! This was really wonderful!
Sue, this is a hoot!!!! I love it!! Have been an ingredient, and been served several plates.
wow loved the reciepe
It's look like a chinese puzzle! But on that day, i have a thing to write: Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Serve with vigorous screaming, a liberal sprinkling of lies and where possible a sibling with an eye for detail. Hahaha! Nice one sue!!
its been awhile hope all is going well with you and how is ur mother
"If you don’t have one of your own, borrow the next door neighbours".
ball or child?
lol. so very funny.
Hey Sue! Long time no hear! Cool and funny recipe indeed! I'm non a sabbatical blog leave at the moment 'cos, I have to concetrate on some things. Cheers and see ya!
And tying the ball to the dog is good...
Bon appetit indeed. Je suis in France right now - and about to start the paella.
Nice poem BTW - didn't I mention that?
LOLOL!!
you have a lovely sense of humour! :)
Plus ultra without a doubt
Russel I'm not much of a cook but this recipe I have off to a tee
Pat a meal that's served everywhere I think
Nasra thank-you
Carba I suspect this is a difficult one to translate, it's really intended as a sort of joke
Prmod Bafna the sibling is vital to the plot
CJ both of course
Arthur great to here from you
Roger or perhaps glue the vase to the floor, but it wouldn't taste very nice then, sounds like you're having fun-bet the paella tastes better than this
Gulnaz glad I made you giggle
S Moon were you an ingredient too?
You are very funny, Sue!
Bon’ appétit!
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