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Recipe for Disaster

List of ingredients:

1. a vase
2. any of the following:
a) a small child with bike
b) a cat and a dog
c) a cat or a dog

In the absence of a) b) or c) an older child can be used with great success, providing of course that they are fairly stupid and own a ball. If you don’t have one of your own, borrow the next door neighbours.

Method

Put all the ingredients into a small semi and leave to marinate.
This is an easy recipe even for those who are not used to wreaking havoc as it requires minimal preparation or cooking.

Serving Suggestions

Serve with vigorous screaming, a liberal sprinkling of lies and where possible a sibling with an eye for detail.

Bon’ appétit!

17 Comments:

Blogger Plus Ultra said...

How true....but it is such dishes that makes life really interesting and perfects us so that we lack nothing!

11:05 PM  
Blogger Russell Ragsdale said...

How I love your humor, Sue! This was really wonderful!

7:17 AM  
Blogger Pat Paulk said...

Sue, this is a hoot!!!! I love it!! Have been an ingredient, and been served several plates.

2:52 PM  
Blogger iamnasra said...

wow loved the reciepe

7:15 PM  
Blogger Carbanion Tolodine said...

It's look like a chinese puzzle! But on that day, i have a thing to write: Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Prmod Bafna said...

Serve with vigorous screaming, a liberal sprinkling of lies and where possible a sibling with an eye for detail. Hahaha! Nice one sue!!

10:43 AM  
Blogger iamnasra said...

its been awhile hope all is going well with you and how is ur mother

11:30 AM  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

"If you don’t have one of your own, borrow the next door neighbours".

ball or child?

lol. so very funny.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Arthur/Nurikane said...

Hey Sue! Long time no hear! Cool and funny recipe indeed! I'm non a sabbatical blog leave at the moment 'cos, I have to concetrate on some things. Cheers and see ya!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Roger Stevens said...

And tying the ball to the dog is good...

Bon appetit indeed. Je suis in France right now - and about to start the paella.

Nice poem BTW - didn't I mention that?

4:41 PM  
Blogger gulnaz said...

LOLOL!!
you have a lovely sense of humour! :)

9:56 PM  
Blogger Sue hardy-Dawson said...

Plus ultra without a doubt

Russel I'm not much of a cook but this recipe I have off to a tee

Pat a meal that's served everywhere I think

Nasra thank-you

Carba I suspect this is a difficult one to translate, it's really intended as a sort of joke

Prmod Bafna the sibling is vital to the plot

CJ both of course

Arthur great to here from you

Roger or perhaps glue the vase to the floor, but it wouldn't taste very nice then, sounds like you're having fun-bet the paella tastes better than this

Gulnaz glad I made you giggle

7:09 PM  
Blogger GEL said...

hehe- oh yes!

9:33 AM  
Blogger Sue hardy-Dawson said...

S Moon were you an ingredient too?

6:22 PM  
Blogger MB said...

You are very funny, Sue!

11:25 PM  
Blogger GEL said...

Laughed reading this again- didn't remember posting and saw my "moon" name. Oh, of course I've been an ingredient, sometimes with too much spiciness or klutziness.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bon’ appétit!

11:03 AM  

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